[Open] too many cooks

[alephbet]

Characters: Catch-all post for Mini's characters (Aleph, Katsuya Suou, Zett Takajo, V/V, Ryuunosuke Uryuu) and you!
Setting: Arouund the tower.
Format: Starting with action brackets, will match anything.
Summary: The weather keeps changing and it's a jerk :|
Warnings: Ryuunosuke's threads with Kariya and Waverhave blood, violence, mutilation, and death.

[Spring, Aleph, meadow]
[Hiding under a tree, Aleph tries to dry out his Arm Terminal, which is starting to go on the fritz. His demons are out and surrounding him - too dangerous to keep them in a malfunctioning device.]

It's no good...

[He sighs and leans against the tree as the rain pours around them.]

[Spring, Katsuya Suou, sauna]
[Katsuya slides his family photos inside the sauna locker. They're already mostly soaked, but he can't bear to throw them out yet. Maybe they'll dry out and be salvageable?

That done, he groans and paces the floor.]

[Summer, Zett Takajo, space projection floor]
[Zett isn't too concerned about lightning, it being his natural element...

And it looks really cool on this floor.]

Maybe I should try the caverns next!

[Autumn, Ryuunosuke Uryuu, staircase]
[Whoopsy-daisy! Ryuunosuke just slipped on a pile of leaves and fell onto the floor on his butt.]

Owww...

[How dangerous this is depends on the particular floor he just fell onto.]

[Winter, V/V, dorm floors]
[V/V has had a brilliant idea.

See, there are lots of unoccupied rooms on the fifth floor, right? And they have four beds apiece, and those beds have blankets. So she goes from room to room, gathering blankets and piling them all together.

Other people may see her as a giant pile of blankets walking around on its own.]

Comments

[nonacquiescent]

As if! You saw me when I was supposed to be older...!!

[kindofademon]

You just look like a lady then.

[nonacquiescent]

I did not...!! Did you go crosseyed or something?!

[kindofademon]

Please, nothing about you is ever manly.

[nonacquiescent]

Who cares about 'manly', I don't! But I definitely didn't 'look like a lady'!!

[kindofademon]

Do you even have a mirror?

[nonacquiescent]

Yes I do thank you very much. Besides, you've seen the other, older me who's here now!!

[kindofademon]

Who looks like a lady, so I'm right.

[nonacquiescent]

He so does not!! Do you want to go say that to him? I'm sure it would end well for you.

[kindofademon]

He's stronger than you, right? I'm sure the end would be super cool.

[nonacquiescent]

Sorry, I already told him about your weird fetishes.

[kindofademon]

They're not weird fetishes.

[nonacquiescent]

Yes, they are. Wanting to kill or be killed is weird. And wrong.

[kindofademon]

I'll give you wanting to kill, but what's wrong with wanting to be killed?

[nonacquiescent]

For enjoyment? You don't see what's weird about that?

[kindofademon]

[Headshake.]

Maybe impractical under normal circumstances.

[nonacquiescent]

Maybe stupid in any circumstances.

[kindofademon]

Just 'cause you don't like it doesn't mean it's stupid. I'd teach you more but that might require actually touching you.

[nonacquiescent]

...What's that supposed to mean?

[Does he need to call for an adult]

[kindofademon]

Some things young people just don't understand until they do them. It's kind of a rite of passage, you might say.

[nonacquiescent]

...

[Oh god]

If you try to kill me I will lock you in those cells...!!

[kindofademon]

Actually that time I was just plain hitting on you. You always assume the worst of me!

[nonacquiescent]

[Waver clenches his fists, shaking at his side. Don't punch him Waver, you're not strong enough for that to be any kind of warning...]

That's even worse...!!

[kindofademon]

But now that you mention it, I guess I could do both~

[His voice singsong, Ryuunosuke grins at him. There's not much to back his words up - of course he's armed, but even a magus like Waver could take him down if he really, really tried.]

[nonacquiescent]

What's wrong with you?!

[He takes a step back, almost forgetting he has magecraft on his side, while Ryuunosuke doesn't.]