08 | your blood drool attracts the flies

[scentofmakai]

Characters: Zett Takajo and you!
Setting: 58, 29, 13, Wildcard.
Format: Actionspam, will switch to match.
Summary: Zett spends the day in his demonic (belzebul) form. He practices flying, hangs around the hedge maze, sings an irreverent song in the church, and at night goes monster hunting.
Warnings: Violence towards monsters or people possible. Irreverence towards churches.

[A: floor fifty-eight, day]
[Tall floors mean flying practice, and Zett takes advantage of the full height of the floor, flying in complicated arcs and loops in a way that would probably be very impressive if you could ignore the hanging corpses above him.

Maybe you can ignore that. Your call.

When he feels like he's done enough, he reclines against a wall for a bit.]

[B: floor twenty-nine, day]
[Since Zett can just fly over the hedge maze, he enjoys this floor and its lovely plants. He can be found stopping to smell the roses, or if someone seems to be having trouble with the maze itself-]

Need a hint?

[-he'll be a good Samaritan.]

[C: floor thirteen, day]
[Demons in his world aren't actually hurt by churches, so he's just going to stretch out on one of the pews.

He won't actively bother anybody praying, but if it doesn't look like anyone is...]

Old Noah was mucking the Ark out one day when he heard a great shriek from the neighboring stall, said he to poor Ham who was hugging his loins, "Ah, the hedgehog, my boy, can't be buggered at all"~

[Obviously he has tons of respect for sanctity.]

[D: any floor that doesn't null powers, night]
[While it is strange for monsters to fight each other, you'd be forgiven for believing the giant fly-person shooting lightning to be another monster. If you're going hunting, too, or he's distracted you might even get an attack in before he greets you with a] Hey!

[Whether you assume he's a monster or not, he's certainly a sight. Most common enemies don't stand much of a chance.]

Comments

[sunflowerfairy]

Oh..how come?! Do the bad people stop you?!

[demonfly]

It just doesn't work. It's like all my special abilities stop working there.

[Hard to explain no-powers floors to a kid with no powers.]

[sunflowerfairy]

I know! Yotsuba understands what happens! But is it because of the bad Ad..Administrators, Zett?

[demonfly]

Yes, it is.

[Basically.]

[sunflowerfairy]

Okay then! They probably mess up the glamor so that you can't fly, since we're all robots! But we can still fly around! And we can walk if your powers stop!

[demonfly]

We're robots?

[This is news to him.]

[sunflowerfairy]

Yeah! The bad Administrators hide it, but our souls are in robots now! So we're robots, even though they hide it!

[This is Glamor 101 with Yotsuba.]

[demonfly]

Oh yeah, I forgot that was what they were called.

[sunflowerfairy]

It's okay! Yotsuba forgets things too! It's because we're not grown-ups yet, but we'll remember a whole bunch of things when we're grown-ups!

[demonfly]

I'm not that young, I'm older than you. I'm just not as old as Uncle Enoch and Uncle Lucifel.

[Who are pretty darn old.]

[sunflowerfairy]

Oh..how old are you then, Zett? I wanna know! And how old are U..Honorary Uncle Luci and Enoch? Luci's probably suuuper old, since he's an Angel!

[demonfly]

They're both hundreds of years old at least. Lucifel way more than Enoch.

As for me, that's a secret!

[sunflowerfairy]

[While it was amazing that they were that old, Yotusba was a little annoyed that Zett's age was a secret.]

Why is it secret?! I promise I won't tell anyone, Zett! You can tell me! And they're super old..but Enoch doesn't look that old! How come?! Do you know why, Zett?!

[demonfly]

If somebody looked hundreds of years old, what would they look like?

[Yeah, he's gonna just keep deflecting the question because he doesn't know what answer to give her.]

[sunflowerfairy]

[Thankfully, it wasn't hard to deflect Yotsuba sometimes.]

Um..they would have a lot of folds and their hair would be white, and they would be super slow! But Enoch's not like that at all! He's super fast and strong and he can hop off and go boing!~ And he doesn't have any folds, and his hair's yellow! Are you like Enoch, Zett?!

[Sometimes.]

[demonfly]

I'm a lot like Uncle Enoch, though it depends what you mean by 'go boing'.

[sunflowerfairy]

That's what Yotsuba means! He can go..boing, boing!~

[As she chirped, she quickly moved her hand to show Zett the hopping that would accompany that sound effect.]

And can Enoch tr..turn into a bug like you?!

[demonfly]

No way. Enoch's stuck like that.

[sunflowerfairy]

Oh..that's okay though! 'Cause you can fly, and Enoch can't, and he can hop off and you can't! So it's fair! It's fine!

[demonfly]

Yeah, Uncle Enoch's at least as cool as me.

[sunflowerfairy]

I know! You and Enoch are super cool!~ And so's Luci and Rick and Dia and a whoole bunch of other people! There are a lot of cool people here!~

[demonfly]

There are~ But our family is the coolest.

[sunflowerfairy]

Yeah!~ We're the most awesome family! You, me, Luci, Enoch, and Rabbit!~ We're an awesome family!

[Even though Zett had never met Rabbit before.]

[demonfly]

I don't think I've met Rabbit yet.

[sunflowerfairy]

Oh..he went back home a looong time ago..but he was super awesome, Zett! He was a singing Robot, and he was super nice and strong and smart, and his brother was really nice and he liked his family and promised to protect me..he was a really good robot!

[And thinking about where he was now wiped the smile off Yotsuba's face.]

I hope he'll be okay..