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[midgarhorizon]

Characters: Lord Grumpypants, Diarmuid, Diarmuid's idiot brothers, the extended family, and open to their CR and anyone that just wants to drop by.
Setting: Floor 81
Format: Party style, whichever format you prefer
Summary: When two busybodies start plotting, all hell breaks loose. "Waver's Anniversary" (or more informally known as Waver and Diarmuid's wedding party.) It's just a party. Nothing to see here. That cake is white just by... accident... and decorated to match the rings... yeeeeeeep... complete accident.
Warnings: Someone may decide to drown a couple people... who knows.

[In case someone is observant enough to notice, Waver and Diarmuid have been wearing matching rings... and under the disguise of a convenient excuse, that being Waver's one year anniversary in the Tower, Lancer and Reno have thrown a party to celebrate.

Keeping the relationship a perfect secret, of course. It's just a party. Good times, shooting the breeze, card games. Unfortunately, there's no booze. The lounge has been set up with a buffet with food from the Floor Sixty Kitchen, and there's a cake.

The cake happens to be white, and decorated. And that celtic knot decoration may just be matching the rings. Complete accident, of course.]

[And feel free to make your own custom subthread]

Comments

subthread of pure seething rage

[fionnuisce]

...What.

[He really did just want somewhere quiet. But instead, Waver was rapidly processing all the details of the area to form a conclusion: Well, Reno's just gonna have to fucking die.]

[So your favorite magus without sunglasses will be over here silently wondering if it was possible to suffocate someone using just a cake.]

[midgarhorizon]

Not sorry.

[And Reno does not look sorry, at all.]

[fionnuisce]

. . .

[Deep breath.]

Fervor mei sanguis!

[Look, Reno, it's Volumaid Hydragyrum! And would you look at that, she's coming up swinging with a Megaton Punch in the vicinity of your face.]

[Someone is displeased.]

[midgarhorizon]

Wha- [WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH SHIT RENO IS RUNNING.

Waver you disappoint your bro in law so much, he thought you were cool.]

[fionnuisce]

[HE IS TOTALLY COOL, HE HAS A MERCURY MAID CHASE HIS PROBLEMS AROUND WHILE HE LIGHTS A CIGARETTE]

You're going to have to move a lot faster if you want to get away from it!

[And boy that maid sure can run.]

[puppy_lancer]

[And of course, Lancer has to play the idiot.]

Congratulations!

[He'd throw confetti if he had any. Instead, he just reaches to pat Waver's back.]

[fionnuisce]

[You don't get VH-tan, Lancer. What Lancer gets is an attempt to grab his arm and throw him to the ground.]

[Because fuck you is why.]

[puppy_lancer]

Oomph!

[Lancer gets thrown to the ground.]

Hey, it's your wedding. Cheer up!

[fionnuisce]

This isn't a fucking wedding, you brainless twit!

Guess who finds your rage hilarious, Waver!

[sarcasmancer]

Congratulations, Waver. Still, you don't look very happy. Could it be--

[Jade feigns shock, red eyes sparkling with merriment at Waver's expense the whole while.]

--you wanted a different type of cake?

waver's misery is sheer comedy to the rest of the world

[fionnuisce]

Very fucking funny. This party's going to turn into a funeral when I get my hands on Reno and that idiot Lancer.

Co-signed for 100% truth

[sarcasmancer]

Really, now, Waver, isn't that overreacting just a bit?

Vanilla isn't that bad.

[Very fucking funny indeed.]

[fionnuisce]

Unless you want to be added to the list, I suggest you quit pushing about the bloody cake.

Re: subthread of pure seething rage

[savedbyasong]

Do you not like it? [Shion is beginning to get worried, he had been told to make the cake, and he had worked hard on it, celtic knots were definitely something that had been lost in the destruction of all his worlds culture.

But now he is wondering about Reno's motives, and Lancers, and maybe he shouldn't have trusted them...] I'm sorry...

[fionnuisce]

What?

[Oh, shit.]

Er--n-no...rather, what I mean is...fucking hell...i-it's fine, really. There isn't a problem with it.

[savedbyasong]

You're not mad at Reno are you? [More worried blinking] He was only trying to do something nice.

[fionnuisce]

[Shion, you make it awfully difficult to be angry.]

I...er...n-no, I suppose I'm not really angry.

[notsogrimreaper]

Waver-san!

[Ryoji runs over with a slice of cake in one hand, smiling eagerly.]

This is a great party, isn't it? Do you know what it's for?

[fionnuisce]

Apparently two things, neither of which I'm fond of.

[he's just utterly given up by now]

[notsogrimreaper]

Which two things? Everyone else seems pretty happy about whatever they are.

[How could there be a bad reason for a party?]

gives you a late grump

[bloodyashes]

[Hello fellowgrump. Here is the redhead you don't hate, with a plate full of chocobo meat and a bit of "advice."]

Skewer. Nostril, eyeball, or to the side of the windpipe. They're probably not strong enough to go between the ribs.

[He's helping!]

[fionnuisce]

Too quick--I'm thinking horrible poison. I'm an alchemist, I'm sure I can figure one out.

[bloodyashes]

And here I thought you would be merciful. You should stop hanging out with Jade.

[fionnuisce]

Oh, you don't know me very well if you think I'm always merciful.

Re: subthread of pure seething rage

[frilliance]

[Wow, you don't look like a happy bunny, Waver. In fact, you look like you're going to murder someone.

Which is why Edgeworth is gonna make sure whatever you're up to, he's gonna calm you down.] Are you quite all right, Waver?