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Characters: Lord Grumpypants, Diarmuid, Diarmuid's idiot brothers, the extended family, and open to their CR and anyone that just wants to drop by.
Setting: Floor 81
Format: Party style, whichever format you prefer
Summary: ~~When two busybodies start plotting, all hell breaks loose.~~ "Waver's Anniversary" (or more informally known as Waver and Diarmuid's wedding party.) It's just a party. Nothing to see here. That cake is white just by... accident... and decorated to match the rings... yeeeeeeep... complete accident.
Warnings: Someone may decide to drown a couple people... who knows.

[In case someone is observant enough to notice, Waver and Diarmuid have been wearing matching rings... and under the disguise of a convenient excuse, that being Waver's one year anniversary in the Tower, Lancer and Reno have thrown a party to celebrate.

Keeping the relationship a perfect secret, of course. It's just a party. Good times, shooting the breeze, card games. Unfortunately, there's no booze. The lounge has been set up with a buffet with food from the Floor Sixty Kitchen, and there's a cake.

The cake happens to be white, and decorated. And that celtic knot decoration may just be matching the rings. Complete accident, of course.]

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Uh... ...Barely.

Sweet. That means I get to guide you instead of the other way around.

[Snort! Reno remembers that boar hunt...]

How many brothers does Dee got, anyway?

Other than the two of us? Just Suzaku. I'm working on getting us a little sister too.

Suzaku, huh? Think I've seen him around.

[Wait.]

A sister? Who ya thinking about?

Urotsuki. She's a good kid and we're already training her to be a knight.

Tch. ...I guess one of us better put some sense into her 'fore her head gets filled with all that knight stuff.

...What's wrong with knight stuff? Diarmuid is teaching her how to fight, and I'm teaching her how to ride.

Nothing, I'm teasin' ya, dork.

[He sticks his tongue out at Reno.]

Just watch. I'll find something good to tease you back about.

[Yeah yeah, Reno's just laughing now.]

Good luck with that, not much ya can tease me about.

[He has to think hard about it. He doesn't want the teasing to go overboard and get Reno angry or sad instead.]

...What about your aim when it comes to boars?

[Nope, just giving him an eyeroll.]

I hit it in the face twice an' I got Diarmuid's spear in its side and didn't lose it.

[And Reno is sticking out his tongue...]

I got a spear in its side before you did.

[Shrug. He's not going to feel bad.] You're an Servant, dork. How the hell can I compete with that?

I didn't even have my powers on that floor, though. You could've competed.

[Okay, that one's got him.]

...Boar hunting experience? Hey, it was my first time. Usually I stay far away from those things.

...Okay, I do have that advantage. But, you know, it was only Diarmuid's third time hunting boar. Look how well he did.

Hey, he was blinkin' in and out. He got there after you and me got it nice and fixed.

...Well, yeah. But have you seen him hunt boar before? The last time he tried to fight one, we both ended up dead.

Cu... he's got good reason to be afraid of boars.

[His face falls.]

I know. He told me all about what happened.

Yeah? All he said to me was a hunting accident. [And Reno hadn't pressed because when Diarmuid, with his big mouth, got that short and to the point...] I kinda figured it out when I saw his face back there.

It was an arranged hunting accident. Let's just say his former lord was a jealous bastard.

[Reno lets out a low whistle.] That fills in a buncha blanks.

[Especially when they were having that fight after the bears... it really took Reno by surprise when he said he would think about it.]

But it doesn't matter, he's here now, huh? Got to keep him out of trouble.