14. pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind

[keepscalm]

Characters: [OU] England (keepscalm), the rest of the Hetalia cast, and [OU] Zelda (sageprincess)! CLOSED.
Setting: The hidden floor
Format: Starting action but whatever everyone wants is fine!
Summary: After two and a half years in the Tower, England is finally calling for a meeting of the world. Or what little there is left of it.
Warnings: Idiocy. So much idiocy.

[Part of England has a feeling he's going to regret this. World meetings have always been a bit of a chore, but maybe with fewer participants it won't be so bad. Even if most of those participants aren't adults, or even proper nations.

All right, so multiple parts of England have the feeling he's going to regret this. But with the return of a few nations to the Tower and the appearance of some new ones, they're all going to need to be on the same page, especially given that the countdown on the terminals is rapidly approaching zero and they're going to need all the help they can get in restoring the worlds before that happens.]

Comments

[bydefacto]

[Shakes his head aggressively!] We don't want vegetables!

[colonial]

We don't? [Enlighten him as to what they want instead, Sealand! Surely you are a good role model.]

[bydefacto]

[He's the best role model here, of course!] No way. Chocolate and ice cream and pancakes are better!

You don't grow them, you make them!

[colonial]

Oh. Then we want to make those! [Or France could make them, that would be okay, too.]

[keepscalm]

[England interjects, because Sealand is being a bad influence.]

The food leaves much to be desired, but we have bigger priorities than that. It's all glamoured anyway, remember?

[bydefacto]

No! Food is still a priority when the bars are gross. We need to make more chocolate.

[YOU CAN'T TELL HIM TO STOP WHILE HE'S BEING A ROLE MODEL!!]

[colonial]

Chocolate is good! [America is easily led by food.] More chocolate!

[keepscalm]

[England gives Sealand a Look. LOOK AT WHAT YOU STARTED, SEALAND.]

Everything you're eating is just a bar in disguise anyway! [Well, except for the oatmeal.] And don't eat too much chocolate. You can't live on just that when you get home.

[silencetoreason]

Oh, do not spoil their fun, England. [France sets a hand on his hip and purses his lips.] Of course you would not mind living off of the bars, but some of us have standards, you know! Even if it is only glamour...

[keepscalm]

Being so easily appeased by glamour doesn't sound like a high standard to me. [Ignoring that England is totally appeased by the glamour in other ways, but he won't be acknowledging that.]

Don't encourage irresponsible eating habits.

[silencetoreason]

I could say the same to you! Feeding those poor children English food all their lives. [He shudders, like "English food" is some sort of alternate name for a terrifying demon straight out of folklore.]

America! Let me warn you about something, n'est-ce pas? [He gets a grave look on his face as he stares down the little colony.] From me in the present to you in the past... Eating like that, you end up adopting England's horrible sense of taste! It's simply tragic! Do you understand me?