Characters: L and ???? (maybe you!)
Setting: Starting in 2-02, then moving elsewhere! At least a few hours prior to the appearance of the new intro letter.
Format: Starting with prose, but I'll match you.
Summary: A workaholic detective has been pulled away from his one true love--his job--and is about as pleased as you might expect. He needs something new to investigate: this tower will do, as will anyone he meets. Expect a weird combination of intense scrutiny (of you) and personal aloofness (for now).
Warnings: None, except for the prancing hooves of a million tiny blue-green deer. (It would be OK to skip to the last few paragraphs.)

( We'll save this earth, put into jars )